This happens all the time....

*scrolling through my feed on Quotev*

-You have a message-

*opens it*

Dave: hey, you wake still?

Yeah, I'm always up at night.

Dave: cool, so wyd?

Nothing much, just on Quotev. Wbu?

Dave: paranoid.

From what?

Dave: my bro's smuppets.

Haha! Their asses are going to be in your face when you wake up~ XD

*starts laughing*

Dave: shut up!

No! XD

*phone falls out of my hands and hits my face*


*whisper-screams* Fuck!


This shit happens all the damn time!!!  






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